When the former VP runs for president, one would think his former boss would endorse him. But that’s not the case for the Democrats’ idiot par excellence, Joe Biden.
No, Obama declined to endorse his former #2. Biden claims that his former boss wants the choice of Democrat nominee to be “fair”. Sure, like it was for Bernie Sanders. I get it.
Nevertheless, the lack of an Obama endorsement shouldn’t dampen the spirits of Creepy Joe Biden. Because he did manage to get his first official endorsement. And what a fitting one it was.
As the Washington Free Beacon reported,
Joe Biden is running for president again. The former vice president, 76, is the most recent addition to a crowded Democratic primary field that is already dominated by white males. This will be Biden’s third campaign for president.
Shortly after announcing his bid in an online video, Biden picked up several endorsements from U.S. senators.
Joe Biden secures Michael Avenatti’s endorsement. pic.twitter.com/9ovQTcPEOY
— Yashar Ali ? یاشار (@yashar) April 25, 2019
Those who creep together, reap together?
Who could be more fitting to give Biden his first endorsement than the “Creepy porn lawyer”?! Who knows, maybe Biden will soon need an attorney, given the new trajectory of the Mueller Report?
Understand that Democrats once considered Michael Avenatti a potential Democrat candidate to defeat Trump in 2020.
Avenatti’s once stellar reputation among Democrats and members of the media—fueled by the celebrity attorney’s baseless accusation against President Trump and prominent conservatives such as Brett Kavanaugh—has taken a hit recently due to his indictment on multiple criminal charges, including fraud and extortion.
A few months ago, Democrats seemed ready to wash their hands of Avenatti.
At the time, we wrote:
Democrats may finally understand that Avenatti is a liability, not an asset.
Any sane group would have recognized this months ago, when the man trotted out a porn star to accuse a billionaire of being a philanderer.
He didn’t even have the decency to pick a chaste woman? Instead he chooses a hoochie who has been screwed by more than the entire graduating class of girls at Christine Blasey Ford’s high school.
Amazingly, this is the woman Avenatti chose to represent.
Worse, he pitted her against the man who was powerful enough as a billionaire. A man who could buy all the prostitutes, porn stars, and starlet wannabes in the country.
Perhaps most incredible, Avenatti continued his extortion attempts even after Trump became the most powerful man in the world.
Epic fail.
When you can’t get Trump, you go after the people he cares about. So Avenatti went after Brett Kavanaugh. Actually, Avenatti took advantage of the old Leftist proverb: let no crisis go to waste. Thus, he jumped on the Democrats attempted lynching of Kavanaugh.
Again, and perhaps more surprisingly, Avenatti again chose another skank. This one was Julie Swetnick, the woman who went on dates to, count them, ten gangbangs.
Now, we get news that Avenatti attended the Keith Ellison Sharia School of Female Butt Kickings. Hard to believe a woman now accuses the creepy porn lawyer of beating her.
Question: Democrats, haven’t you had enough of Avenatti?
Chris Cillizza asked that very question.
Everywhere you turn, Michael Avenatti is there.
Of late, that’s turned into not such a good thing for the celebrity-lawyer-turned-2020-presidential aspirant. A brief review of Avenatti’s recent problems includes:
* Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, referred Avenatti and his client Julie Swetnick, who alleged that Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh attended a party where she was drugged and gang raped, to the Justice Department for possible criminal investigation Thursday. Grassley charged that Swetnick and Avenatti lied to committee investigators looking into the allegations against Kavanaugh. Avenatti denied that he or Swetnick misled investigators.
* In a Time magazine profile on him, Avenatti said that he believed that it had “better be a white male” running against President Donald Trump in 2020. Avenatti told CNN that he had been misquoted and taken out of context.
* A California judge ruled earlier this week that Avenatti had to pay almost $5 million to make good on a debt he owed to his former law partner. Avenatti responded by saying that his ex-partner owes him even more money.
* The Daily Beast published a piece suggesting that Avenatti has personally owed more than $1 million in unpaid personal taxes. Avenatti referred to the story as a “hit piece.”
But the election cycle is still young, and Avenatti is a fighter, so it would be premature to dismiss him as a politically irrelevant force.
Avenatti’s endorsement of Biden makes sense, given his previous assertion that the 2020 Democratic nominee “better be a white male,” because “when you have a white male making the arguments, they carry more weight.”
Ironically, Biden’s new senior advisor has the opposite opinion. We recently quoted Symone Sanders saying this:
“In my opinion, we don’t need white people leading the Democratic Party right now.”
With so many contradicting ideals trying to lead the party, the typical leftist can’t decide whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.
