When I learned that the German Shepherds were removed from the White House after a “biting incident”, I wondered which dog was bit by Joe Biden.
While we may never know the real story, here’s what Just the News reported.
The two German Shepherds belonging to President Biden and first lady Jill Biden have been returned to the first family’s Delaware home after one of them acted aggressively at the White House, according to news reports.
One of the dogs, Major, had a “biting incident” with a member of White House security, sources told CNN. The dog was adopted in November 2018 from a Delaware animal shelter.
Here’s what CNN had to say:
Major, who is 3 years old, is the younger of the two Biden dogs, and has been known to display agitated behavior on multiple occasions, including jumping, barking, and “charging” at staff and security, according to the people CNN spoke with about the dog’s demeanor at the White House. The older of Biden’s German Shepherds, Champ, is approximately 13 and has slowed down physically due to his advanced age.
The two dogs like to remain together, says one person familiar with the pets, something Biden noted last month. Biden said he adopted Major in part as a companion for Champ, to keep the older dog busy and active.
“We got Major, he’s a rescue dog. We asked the vet, ‘What can we do to keep Champ going?’ and he said, ‘Get him a young dog.’ They’re buddies,” Biden told the media on Valentine’s Day while walking the two German Shepherds unleashed on the North Lawn.
Champ and Major moved into the White House in January, less than a week after Biden’s inauguration.
“I’ve been getting obsessed with getting our dogs settled because we have an old dog and we have a very young dog,” Jill Biden told Kelly Clarkson last month during an appearance on “The Kelly Clarkson Show.” “They have to take the elevator, they’re not used to that, and they have to go out on the South Lawn with lots of people watching them. So that’s what I’ve been obsessed with, getting everybody settled and calm.”
Biden also said the only place the dogs are not allowed is on the furniture, though she admitted to catching Major on the couch. “They run all over,” said Biden.
Playtime with Major was the culprit of Joe Biden’s November foot injury, which resulted in hairline fractures and the wearing of a corrective boot.
Biden described the incident during an interview with CNN shortly thereafter. “What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me, and for me to grab the ball,” Biden explained. “And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom, and I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug, and I tripped on the rug he slid on,” he said. “Oh man, not a very exciting story.”
Of course it’s not an exciting story. It has the word ‘Biden’ in it. However, the only interesting aspect is that this “doggy vacation” was already planned. Knowing Democrats hide a hole lot in what they don’t say, I’d say there’s a lot more to the story.
Like What?
I can think of a number of scenarios as to why these dogs might be removed. For example, Joe Biden constantly coming in and asking, “Who the f*ck do these dogs belong to?!”
I can’t be convinced that these dogs were not removed for their own safety. Who knows what Mr. “Get a Shotgun” does to those dogs in a fit of dementia. You can bet we will never see 2am White House security tapes of Biden walking around the joint holding his pecker, saying “Come here my pets!”.
Joe Biden is a freak. And the dogs know it. So I refuse to believe the stories of one of the dogs biting a security person for Biden.
Put another way: this story might really be a “screwed the pooch” scenario.
Man bites dog
America currently experiences a “man bites dog” moment, as we watch Captain Demento navigate his new role: Demented-in-Chief.
And in case you aren’t paying attention, Biden’s dogs act as a cautionary tale for White House departures. Guess who’s next?
